I have finished a story. And submitted it to a place. A literary type journal thing. Stay tuned. I'm sure it will be rejected any day now.
I'm going to Portmeirion this weekend. I'm very excited to see the place where The Prisoner was filmed. I think everyone has been to Portmeirion except me.
Lately I have been very adept at offending people. If you would like to be offended and therefore not have to speak to me anymore, please let me know. I would be happy to send you an offensive email, text and/or letter by post. A 140-character tweet is also do-able and will certainly be 'punchy'. Please could you specify whether you would like to be inadvertently offended by an off-color remark most likely intended as a joke, or would prefer an explosive rant full of expletives and vile commentary about your being.
Thank you.
Wednesday, 29 April 2009
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Good day to you madam.
I would like to request an offensive comment on Twitter. Despite speaking regularly on the aforementioned website, I have yet to receive anything remotely offensive or off-colour. Is there any reason I have been left out of your recent attempts to offend everyone? Personally I feel quite offended at being singled out and....oh...wait...you got me!
Good luck with the story!
I've not been to Port Meirion either... I just suggest to people that THEY should go. - Graham
Let them go then.
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